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Forum Owner Joined: 14 Jan 2007 Posts: 211 Location: India

A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the
coffin of their dead mother arrived from the
US. It was sent by one of the daughters. The
dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the
coffin, with no space left in it when they
opened the lid, they found a letter on top
addressed to her brothers and sisters:

Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,
I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was
her wish that she should be cremated in the
compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT.
Sorry, I could not come along as all of my
paid leave is consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's
body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler
chocolates and 8 Packets of Badam. Please
divide these among all of you. On Ba's feet
you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size
10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes
for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes
are correct.

Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large
size is for Mohan. Just distribute the rest
among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ba's is
wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that
Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist. Shanta
masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and
ring that you asked for. Please take them off

The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing
must be divided among my nephews. Please
distribute all these fairly.

Love Smita

PS: and if anything more required let me know
soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well
nowadays...

:onthefloor: :onthefloor:

awesome joke!!!

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Forum Special Guest Joined: 23 Feb 2007 Posts: 54

Im also a Patel......
But Not Gujarati.....
Laugh