Sardarji Jokes
I have a list of them hope you like them:laugh: :laugh: :snowfight: Sardar tells a girl "Come to my house at nite, nobody will be there............. Girl goes at night and really nobody was there --------------- Sardar went to a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up. You know why FORM says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ". -------------- A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab! ( in punjab, sardars do not trim their hair ) -------- A Teacher lecturing on population - In India After every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find that woman and stop her immediately!. ----------- Sardar-why are all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running ----------- 19 SARDARS WENT TO SEE A FILM. ON ASKING THEM THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18... ------------ Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes! ------------- One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. You know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking... -------------- Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25flr:I'm unmarried! At 10flr:I'm Banta not Santa -------------- Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first. ---------------- Sardar wins 20 Crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 Crore after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 Crores or else return my 20 Rs back.! --------------- Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said 'I'm 1 Year elder to you'........... Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR. ------------------- Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... Sardar says hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10 -------------------- Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving.. ----------------- Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why are you writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 year old son, he can't read very fast. --------------- Flash news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab. Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.. ------------- A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''. -------------- Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with hiseyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing ? He said- I am seeing how I look while sleeping. ------------------ A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing. A by stander: why are u laughing? Sardar: I have an Airtel phone but still hutch network is following me. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhuurrrrr.... Interviewer shouts: STOP IT! Santa: dhur dhup dup dup dup.
I have a list of them hope you like them:laugh: :laugh: :snowfight: Sardar tells a girl "Come to my house at nite, nobody will be there............. Girl goes at night and really nobody was there --------------- Sardar went to a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up. You know why FORM says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ". -------------- A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab! ( in punjab, sardars do not trim their hair ) -------- A Teacher lecturing on population - In India After every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find that woman and stop her immediately!. ----------- Sardar-why are all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running ----------- 19 SARDARS WENT TO SEE A FILM. ON ASKING THEM THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18... ------------ Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes! ------------- One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. You know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking... -------------- Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25flr:I'm unmarried! At 10flr:I'm Banta not Santa -------------- Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first. ---------------- Sardar wins 20 Crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 Crore after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 Crores or else return my 20 Rs back.! --------------- Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said 'I'm 1 Year elder to you'........... Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR. ------------------- Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... Sardar says hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10 -------------------- Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving.. ----------------- Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why are you writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 year old son, he can't read very fast. --------------- Flash news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab. Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.. ------------- A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''. -------------- Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with hiseyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing ? He said- I am seeing how I look while sleeping. ------------------ A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing. A by stander: why are u laughing? Sardar: I have an Airtel phone but still hutch network is following me. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhuurrrrr.... Interviewer shouts: STOP IT! Santa: dhur dhup dup dup dup.