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I have some syaings some are funny n some are serious. A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. --Robert Frost Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. --Robert A. Heinlein Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny. --Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts Life is like a box of chocolates .. full of nuts! --bumper sticker Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.. --John Q. Tullius There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. --Unknown Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. --Truman Capote Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and as sweet as love. --Turkish proverb I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. --Steven Wright Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. --Alex Levine To drink is human, to drink coffee is divine! --Unknown One ought, everyday, to hear a song, read a fine poem, and, if possible, to speak a few reasonable words --Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Stopping by Woods provides a doorway into an understanding of the poet's great popularity with ordinary readers. Jarrell observes, ordinary readers think Frost the greatest poet alive, and love some of his best poems almost as much as they love some of his worst ones. He seems to them a sensible, tender, humorous poet who knows all about trees and farms and folks in New England. This view crashes with that of intellectuals, who have neglected or depreciated him: the reader of Eliot or Auden usually dismisses Frost as something inconsequentially good that he knew all about long ago. --Karen L. Kilcup Robert Frost and Feminine Literary Tradition, University of Michigan Press, 1998:45, 46-47 The dance is a poem of which each movement is a world. --Mata Hari Draw a crazy picture Write a nutty poem Sing a mumble-gumble song Whistle through your comb Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before. --Shel Silverstien Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. --T. S. Eliot Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things. --T. S. Eliot I will be free, even to the uttermost, as I please, in words. --William Shakespeare The Taming of the Shrew. Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more, Or close the wall up with our English dead! In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility; But when the blast of war blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of the tiger: Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood. --William Shakespeare King Henry V , Act 3 What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us. --Ralph Waldo Emerson First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. --Mahatma Gandhi In the Midst of movement and chaos, keep stillness inside of you. --Deepak Chopra Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. It passes my comprehension how human beings, be they ever so experienced and able, can delight in depriving other human beings of that precious right. --Mahatma Gandhi Cheers Deepa
I have some syaings some are funny n some are serious. A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. --Robert Frost Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. --Robert A. Heinlein Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny. --Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts Life is like a box of chocolates .. full of nuts! --bumper sticker Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.. --John Q. Tullius There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. --Unknown Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. --Truman Capote Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and as sweet as love. --Turkish proverb I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. --Steven Wright Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. --Alex Levine To drink is human, to drink coffee is divine! --Unknown One ought, everyday, to hear a song, read a fine poem, and, if possible, to speak a few reasonable words --Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Stopping by Woods provides a doorway into an understanding of the poet's great popularity with ordinary readers. Jarrell observes, ordinary readers think Frost the greatest poet alive, and love some of his best poems almost as much as they love some of his worst ones. He seems to them a sensible, tender, humorous poet who knows all about trees and farms and folks in New England. This view crashes with that of intellectuals, who have neglected or depreciated him: the reader of Eliot or Auden usually dismisses Frost as something inconsequentially good that he knew all about long ago. --Karen L. Kilcup Robert Frost and Feminine Literary Tradition, University of Michigan Press, 1998:45, 46-47 The dance is a poem of which each movement is a world. --Mata Hari Draw a crazy picture Write a nutty poem Sing a mumble-gumble song Whistle through your comb Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before. --Shel Silverstien Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. --T. S. Eliot Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things. --T. S. Eliot I will be free, even to the uttermost, as I please, in words. --William Shakespeare The Taming of the Shrew. Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more, Or close the wall up with our English dead! In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility; But when the blast of war blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of the tiger: Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood. --William Shakespeare King Henry V , Act 3 What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us. --Ralph Waldo Emerson First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. --Mahatma Gandhi In the Midst of movement and chaos, keep stillness inside of you. --Deepak Chopra Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. It passes my comprehension how human beings, be they ever so experienced and able, can delight in depriving other human beings of that precious right. --Mahatma Gandhi Cheers Deepa